I thought I owed it to you, the readers, to look everywhere for potential entertainment. I found that entertainment in the 80s adult movie starlet Amber Lynn. Amber was previously discussed on October 9, 2013 during the Horrorthonpalooza review of Things . I know this is supposed to be a review of this dreadful movie, but I would rather talk about Amber for a paragraph or two. She is more interesting plus it gives me an opportunity to add pictures of Amber to this review.
Amber was born in Orange County, California on September 3, 1964. Which for those of you counting it up on your fingers right now that makes her a very ripe age of 49. While I don't consider 49 all that old - it certainly is for the porn industry. I think she still looks pretty darn hot for her age. I am not a fan of fake breasts but I guess I am a minority.
Althea Leasure, and somehow Althea introduced her to porn producers. Flynt is the owner of Hustler magazine.
Her brother, Buck Adams, was also a porn actor. They decided to keep it a secret until they discovered they were booked in a sex scene together.
For those who think of Amber in a harsh light because of her profession I would like to share this Wikipedia blurb:
"In 1992, Lynn dedicated her 28th birthday party at the Bel Age hotel in Beverly Hills, California to a benefit in honor of The Youth Aids Foundation of Los Angeles, an organization providing housing and assistance for helping runaways get off the streets and teenagers afflicted with HIV, which was about to go under. An August 1992 issue of The Los Angeles Times quoted her statement on page two: "Let's give them food, clothing and shelter and we'll worry about role models later", alongside a shot of her dressed in a formal gown, holding a small infant girl. This was a breakthrough moment for how the adult industry was viewed by the mainstream concerning its crossover involvement in children's organizations, as never before had a children's organization knowingly accepted support from the adult entertainment industry".
Now, about the movie. I wish I read the back of the box before I decided to dedicate my time to watching Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning. I really thought I was going to watch a horror theme porn. Instead, I watched a cheesy 80s porn with big hair and bigger fake breasts.
|If I had to guess... this pic of Amber was taken in the 80s.|
The opening sequence features Jason (Paul Thomas) wearing a hockey mask. I think he is cutting out the pictures from the pages of an adult magazine in this scene. Whatever he is doing makes Justine, his on screen sister (Amber), angry enough to challenge him to a duel of debauchery.
This suddenly seems more like Dangerous Liaisons than any Friday the 13th movie I've ever watched.
Sorry for the bad quality. Believe it or not, this movie was not exactly easy to find and my copy is less than stellar.
For those of you dying to know more about the technical aspects here goes... The film's title is Friday the 13th aka Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning. Since it really has little to do with the Friday the 13th franchise I imagine they can call it... Friday the 13th. It's hard to trademark a date, especially if your film does not impose a direct infringement. The movie was made in 1987, so this was two years before porn makers could directly rip something off and escape penalty due to the Fair Use Parody laws.
The director is Fred J. Lincoln. He is credited with directing 310 smut flicks. This includes the sequel, Friday the 13th Part 2: The Next Generation. I am of the opinion that if you can't come up with a good name for your copy cat porn... don't bother. Just call it Jerky Worky 7.
Lincoln has an interesting in with the horror crowd (besides ripping on names). He played Weasel Podowski in Wes Craven's 1972, The Last House of the Left. He can be heard on the DVD commentary track.
The stars of the movie are: (Females) Aleena Ferari, Alexis White, Amber Lynn, Nikki Knights, Nina Hartley, and Paula Winters. (Males) Billy Dee, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, and Paul Thomas.
I have gone this far so I might as well include:
Scene 1. Aleena Ferari, Paul Thomas
Scene 2. Nikki Knight, John Leslie
Scene 3. Amber Lynn, Joey Silvera
Scene 4. Alex White, Paula Winters, Joey Silvera
Scene 5. Nina Hartley, Paul Thomas
Scene 6. Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley
Scene 7. Nina Hartley, Billy Dee
That's about it. I could talk about the plot... but I have already explained it more or less. It has more story than modern gonzo web porn but I doubt anyone will be writing their thesis on any of Fred Lincoln's smut movies any time soon.
Would I recommend this movie? Well, that depends on why you want to watch it. From the viewpoint of a porno, I suppose it lives up to the necessary expectations. It has dudes and it has gals and they get naked and do stuff. From a level of entertainment outside the hardcore sex... Not so much. It is amusing for a while but then it's fairly predictable. If you know what I mean. Wink!